I hope everyone finds out that it was in fact rick santorum who let the dogs out
textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing
chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket
Fred, Jill, and Laquisha were baking a cake.
i like to alternate between chatspeak and actual words to show that i am educated but also carefree and fun 2 be around
- friend: who's the gay looking one from one direction?
- me: you're gonna have to be more specific
Straight up. I’d rather cut off my balls then have kids. Haha
My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
Oh god… oh god no dear god
so many feels oh goshphil baby why
Damn. :[
okay THAT hit right in the feels
<3
